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RAZZIE PREDICTIONS











Take a look at out predictions for this years Razzies. Not familiar with the Razzies? Think of them as the anti-Oscars, awarding the worst of the worst. Enjoy.


The Golden Raspberries will be announced on Saturday, February 26th at 9:30pm CST in Hollywood, CA. 


Josh's Predictions 
Mark's Predictions
Agreed Upon Predictions 



Worst Picture of the Year:
The Bounty Hunter
The Last Airbender
Sex and the City 2
The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Vampires Suck

Josh- M. Night Shyamalan needs to stop making movies. Period. 



Mark- I have to give this one to Sex and the City 2 mainly because they made a Sex and the City 1.  Just the idea of making a sequel to a film that shouldn't have been made is gut wrenching. The Bounty Hunter, Eclipse, and The Last Airbender were equally bad, but Sex and the City 2 was a film made for no one. I have to admit, I did see Vampires Suck, and it's one redeeming factor was how well the main actress, Jenn Proske, played Kristen Stewart. She had the character down so well that I wanted to continue sitting through the film just to watch her rip on Stewart. 



Worst Actor:
Jack Black (Gulliver’s Travels)
Gerard Butler (The Bounty Hunter)
Ashton Kutcher (Killers and Valentine’s Day)
Taylor Lautner (Twilight Saga: Eclipse and Valentine’s Day)
Robert Pattinson (Twilight Saga: Eclipse and Remember Me)




Josh- Can we even call Sharkboy an actor... really? Lets be honest with ourselves.

Mark- Eye candy for eye candy's sake isn't worth it. Especially for a straight guy like myself. Had they thrown Beau Garrett in the film, that would be a different story....


Worst Actress:
Jennifer Aniston (The Bounty Hunter and The Switch)
Miley Cyrus (The Last Song)
The Four "Gal Pals" (Sex and the City 2)
Megan Fox (Jonah Hex)
Kristen Stewart (The Twilight Saga: Eclipse)



Josh- Why is it that all female singers think that by default they can be actors too?

Mark- They all suck. If I could, three way tie between Cyrus, Fox, and Stewart. The Razzie goes to Megan Fox though, for her overwhelming accent in Jonah Hex.


Worst Supporting Actor:
Billy Ray Cyrus (The Spy Next Door)
George Lopez (MarmadukeThe Spy Next Door and Valentine’s Day)
Dev Patel (The Last Airbender)
Jackson Rathbone (The Last Airbender and Twilight Saga: Eclipse)
Rob Schneider (Grown Ups)



Josh- You're NOT funny. Go away George Lopez, just go away.

Mark- Thank God Conan took over his spot on TBS. George Lopez had three chances to act, all of which he crashed and burned.


Worst Supporting Actress:
Jessica Alba (The Killer Inside Me, Little Fockers, Machete and Valentine’s Day)
Cher (Burlesque)
Liza Minnelli (Sex and the City 2)
Nicola Peltz (The Last Airbender)
Barbra Streisand (Little Fockers)



Josh- Again with the singers who think they can act.

Mark- Hot doesn't cut it. You have to be able to act too nowadays. Look at Jennifer Lawrence or Natalie Portman, both up for Best Actress, both Gorgeous.


Worst Eye-Gouging Mis-Use of 3-D:
Cats and Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore
Clash of the Titans
The Last Airbender
The Nutcracker 3D
Saw VII



Josh- This is a perfect example of studios trying to rake in extra cash. Clash of the Titans was not shot in 3D instead it was post-converted into 3D at the last minute.

Mark- If we were talking literally Eye-Gouging, obviously Saw VII (I forgot they even made a Saw III) would have the award. And although The Last Airbender had some of the worst post-production 3D of all time, Clash of the Titans takes home the win for it's terrible use of funds going down a toilet.


Worst Screen Couple/Ensemble:
Gerard Butler & Jennifer Aniston (The Bounty Hunter)
Josh Brolin's Face and Megan Fox's Accent (Jonah Hex)
The Entire Cast of The Last Airbender
The Entire Cast of Sex and the City 2
The Entire Cast of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse




Josh- No contest

Mark- Just one of the three lead actors from The Twilight Saga: Eclipse isn't so bad, as long as they're paired up with a few decent actors on screen to balance them out. But all three together? Not even a crazy Daniel Day-Lewis could stop me from plugging my ears.


Worst Director:
Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer (Vampires Suck)
Michael Patrick King (Sex and the City 2)
M. Night Shyamalan (The Last Airbender)
David Slade (The Twilight Saga: Eclipse)
Sylvester Stallone (The Expendables)




Josh- Stop making movies, you suck now... give it a rest.

Mark- Who are we kidding? M. Night Shyamalan lost his touch after The Village; Both Lady in the Water and The Happening were God awful, and now he's shooting for 'mainstream' with The Last Airbender? I don't think so. He should go back to writing for another twenty years until another Unbreakable comes out.


Worst Screenplay:
The Last Airbender (Written by M. Night Shyamalan)
Little Fockers (Written by John Hamburg and Larry Stuckey)
Sex and the City 2 (Written by Michael Patrick King)
The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (Screenplay by Melissa Rosenberg)
Vampires Suck (Written by Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer)




Josh- Stop writing screenplays, you suck. What a twist!

Mark- Like I said earlier, he sucks. The Vampires Sucks plot moved along at a regular rate, Little Fockers had it's moments. Shyamalan just sucks these days.


Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off or Sequel:
Clash of the Titans
The Last Airbender
Sex and the City 2
The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Vampires Suck




Josh- Yeah I watch cartoons, get over it. The Last Airbender was a fun, well developed/written cartoon. That is until Shymamamasdkjfaaljsadfan got his dumb hands all over it.

Mark- It's so funny to see both The Twilight Saga: Eclipse and Vampires Suck in this category. The latter is making fun of the former, but both sucked in the first place. However, since they 'cancel' each other out, scratch them off my list. The Last Airbender sucked, but not enough. Sex and the City 2 has a pretty good shot at taking this one home, since the first, as well as the television show should have never been Incepted (see what I did there?). Clash of the Titans just ruins the little Greek mythology that was any fun by throwing Sam Rockwell and Liam Neeson in the middle and telling them so make up random lines.






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